252. Pretend to learn without it if the lights is actually out, remarking sometimes just how great the publication is actually.

253. Use it your own sleep. Stand-on they, and you can imagine to browse for about a quarter-hour. Next, pretend to help you «get rid of,» and you will drop-off the latest bed on the floors. Imagine you are drowning up until their roomie arrives off to «rescue» you.

Rating a surfboard

254. Continue a beneficial hamster once the an animal. Purchase a blender, and also make milkshakes daily. Following, eventually, get rid of the hamster. Make a-shake having fun with a good amount of ketchup. Whether your roomie is available in, go through the move, go through the empty crate, and inform your roomie, «I was curious.»

255. Create toast for morning meal each morning, but do not connect the latest toaster inside the. Eat new basic money, studying the toaster angrily, and you will complain that the toaster does not understand what it’s creating. When your roomie ways plugging they during the, embark on an effective tangent regarding the flames-protection risks.

256. Clean up any something and you can inform your roommate you to definitely you are going off to «end.» Exit, and get back in approximately ten minutes. In the event your roommate requires, describe that you aren’t a difficult guy/lady discover.

257. Never speak to your roomie truly. If you want to ask or simply tell him/her anything, visit several other place and you can call him/the lady on the cell phone. (далее…)